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BlueMTexpat

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Fri Sep 16, 2016, 04:18 PM Sep 2016

Hillary Clinton Returns To Campaigning, Somehow Doesn’t Topple Over Dead

Great satire from Wonkette - but very close to the truth.

In a miracle of modern medical science — or what some are calling “antibiotics and three days of rest” — Hillary Clinton Returned to The Campaign Trail (mandatory cliché brought to you by the Mandatory Cliché Council) Thursday after a bout of pneumonia, and to prove she’s all better, gave two speeches and a press conference. But is it all an act????? Was it her body double?????

At her first appearance, at the University of North Carolina in Greensboro, Clinton came onstage to James Brown’s “I Feel Good,” which of course was a far better musical choice than Donald Trump’s constant use of “You Can’t Always Get What You Want,” which really should be taken as a warning but isn’t.


More at: http://wonkette.com/606639/hillary-clinton-returns-to-campaigning-somehow-doesnt-topple-over-dead
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Hillary Clinton Returns To Campaigning, Somehow Doesn’t Topple Over Dead (Original Post) BlueMTexpat Sep 2016 OP
Love Wonkette! sheshe2 Sep 2016 #1
KNR Thank you! Lucinda Sep 2016 #2
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