Space aliens to land in 10 days

[left-of-center2012]

~Today being 9/1/15~
That's what an Uber driver told me this morning.
They’re from the Intergalactic Federation.
They'll arrest all world leaders and take over the world,
but he's met them and they're nice folks, or is it creatures?

They just want what's best for the people of Earth.
Anyone remember an old Twilight Zone episode which ends with:
"It's a cook book!"

[catnhatnh]

1. That Fool!!!

We were all told never to reveal this!!!

[Binkie The Clown]

2. It's about damn time!

The inmates have been left in charge of the asylum for too long.

[cloudbase]

3. They didn't make it.

Perhaps they had the intergalactic equivalent of a flat tire.

[left-of-center2012]

4. The guy did tell me ....

The aliens could land and conquer the Earth in a way in which we would not become aware of it.
In my opinion that would take the fun out of it.

[Throckmorton]

5. My Calendar is broken

Has ten days gone by yet?

[left-of-center2012]

6. They're here !

Didn't you see the GOP debate?

[RKP5637]

7. They probably put the wrong address into their navigator!

[left-of-center2012]

8. Modern technology

Can't trust those GPS units