And the Aurora CT has started. Guess who really did it?

[Bolo Boffin]

Last edited Mon Jul 30, 2012, 08:26 PM - Edit history (1)

Found this photo on Facebook. Boy, howdy, that's an intense stare and stark hair style.



First off, sophisticated? Buy a ticket, wait for the lights to go dim, leave by and prop open the emergency exit door, get suited up, come back in, shoot everything that moves. The ex-marine couldn't have pulled this off? Maybe that's why he's an ex-marine.

$20,000 -- yeah, that's a lot of cash. Authorities are saying it was $15,000:

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57478749/james-holmes-built-up-aurora-arsenal-of-bullets-ballistic-gear-through-unregulated-online-market/

Still, that's over four months. And he was a grad student studying neuroscience. Most grad school loans include living expenses for the full year, so you can concentrate on studying and not working. If you're not planning on living that long or paying them back? Yeah, I believe he had the easily available cash.

Now, as to the actual culprit. We have the CIA and the Fearstream Media being challenged here. Combine that with the recent Fast and Furious conspiracy theories, and.... TADA!

Shorter spooky ex-marine: "James Holmes was a CIA MK-ULTRA operative meant to cause fear of guns and let Obama and Holder take them all away in preparation for the glorious socialist utopia they meant to inflict on a free society."

Thanks, Darrell Issa and all you other Republican leaders for encouraging this Fast and Furious nonsense. One schizophrenic shoots up a movie theater and your paranoid followers ratchet up the looney tunes. Sheesh.

ETA: Yes, this is a really real thing:

http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/37368.html

You know, people joke about peak wingnut as if it were something that could never happen because there will always be something crazier, something more breathtakingly stupid that some slobbering troglodytic Adam Yoshiba wannabe will dream up. But this folks, this is it. This is peak wingnut. Nothing will surpass this. Not even if Robin of Berkeley arises from her long awaited and heartily welcomed coma to claim that Obama feasts on human flesh in the Oval Office while sodomizing baby seals and blonde-haired Cub Scouts.

Well, at least until we get "Obama forced the GOP to run Mitt Romney so he could win and then take away all our guns."

[kickysnana]

1. Not bad, not bad at all. n/t

[frogmarch]

2. I doubt that anyone knowingly

helped him.

[Bolo Boffin]

3. Of course not. n/t

[freshwest]

4. Hey, don't you know? Alex says it's all Obama's fault. Don't make me post that video!!!

[dougolat]

5. Scenario incomplete:

The guy from the front row, right end seat, who got up to answer his cellphone before the movie started and stood at the exit door, at one point opening it and looking outside -- he didn't have red-orange dyed hair. Nor did the ticket people or anyone else notice this guy.
After the shooter left, and the police swarmed the scene, they found the weapons on the ground, one just outside the door, and the body armor by the car with a barely responsive orange haired suspect.
Rambo turns into a shuffling zombie for the next month and counting; sure they got the right guy?

[Quantess]

6. Naaah....

He is trying to attract sexual attention from mentally unstable people, in hopes of getting laid.