The eyes of Tammy Faye

[RainCaster]

An absolute train wreck of a story. The gospel of prosperity since long before Joel Osteen was known.

[Blue Owl]

1. Someday I wanna see Dump weeping like Tammy Faye

Makeup running down his face… hair all amess…. as they haul his fat ass into the klink…

[NJCher]

3. Yeah, instead of black streaks

It will be white streaks tunneling down through that orange makeup. I, too, enjoy imagining this. His hair will be straight down instead of a combover and all square on top. We will see baldness, which he seems to fear greatly.

Another thing that will be bizarre at first glance is his body shape. He wears suit coats that disguise his big fat butt.

[RandySF]

2. She had issues that religion cannot treat.

[llmart]

4. I saw her in person at a shopping mall once.

Up close the makeup was even more garish.