Should be amusing watching all the drunks on St. Patrick's Day sober

[bif]

For the first time. Actually, it'll probably be kind of sad.

[PJMcK]

1. Drunkenness is always kind of sad

It's also unappealing.

Enjoy St. Patrick's Day anyway!

[bif]

2. I'll be making my traditional Irish stew

And letting it cook all day. Even though I'm 0% Irish.

[snowybirdie]

3. Top of the mornin to ye

Keep on keepin on!

[Cracklin Charlie]

4. Make a game of it.

As a non-drinking female who hangs around with a bunch of drinkers, I promise you’ll hear some funny stuff. Just last night, I got three I love you’s, and one of the ladies tried to kiss me! I had to go home early because I got tired of laughing.

They’re so funny, but the “I love you, man” people are the best!

Don’t be sad!

[JDC]

5. I suspect you will get bored w it fairly quickly

Typically as the night goes on and folks get more animated, I begin to get bored, annoyed, and end up leaving. Not just St Paddy's day either. Generally speaking.

[Rhiannon12866]

6. I'm meeting with a group of women from AA for dinner on St. Patrick's Day

I'm bringing dessert. Many of us are long time sober, one woman has 35 years, but this is a way to celebrate that, and it's just a nice evening among friends.