I was looking on Craigslist for someone to help with yardwork

[NJCher]

and I found this:



Shouldn't that picture be of a drone?

[Rorey]

1. CL can be very entertaining

Some people don't really have a clue what they're talking about.

"air raiding"

[Shermann]

2. No thanks, my lawn already looks bombed out nt

[twodogsbarking]

3. Quick, hide under your desk and pray.

[Diamond_Dog]

4. I saw a listing on realtor.com once

That was gushing over the antique “rot iron” hand rails along the stairs ....

[LakeArenal]

5. I read a listing of a rural property. It said:

Enjoy your time in the cuntry.
There are alpha-alpha fields to raise horses.

[Diamond_Dog]

6. OMG

I laughed out loud at that! Mr. D thinks I’m a lunatic!

[rsdsharp]

7. I couple of years ago I complained to the yard service

about charging me for application of a contact herbicide in the late fall. If the weeds aren’t actively growing (as in late fall), a contact herbicide is useless. She explained it was to stop “crap” grass. I fired the service.