? When you cut a piece of pie with furry K9 pack do you find yourself cutting a larger piece.

[Duncanpup]

As in cutting a larger piece of pie is I understand my obligations as I have to share with the apex predators.
Seriously man you skimped on cool whip with the pumpkin pie last bite.

And as I give them last bites of pie I wonder at times should I be worried, if these three Woofs ever figure out I’m made out of meat and bones should I start sleeping lightly maybe with one eye open.

[elleng]

1. LOLOLOL!

DEFINITELY skimped on the cool whip! (Neighbor brought me gift plate for dinner, with GREAT home-made pecan pie and WHIPPED CREAM! Sure want to ask for more NOW!

I doubt they think you ARE dinner, you just 'serve' dinner! (and lunch, and breakfast!) Their wolf-ishness has mostly expired.

[niyad]

2. As long as you do not skimp on the whipped cream (NOT cool whip!), you

should be safe.

[SheltieLover]

3. Lol

[Diamond_Dog]

4. I think they're too smart

To bite the hand that feeds them pumpkin pie

[unweird]

5. Just make sure to feed them before you hit the rack

That or take a pie to bed.

[Duncanpup]

6. My dogs love you for this pie / bed idea.

[marble falls]

7. I got a house cat. A big one. I've read that brainwise cats are all the same: incredibly ...

... impulsive. That there's less 3% genetic difference between my cat and a tiger. I've watched him stalk my wife. He's considered culling our little herd. I've caught him listening to us while he pretended to sleep. I have a spiderweb of scratches on my forearms that show up well in a black light. It looks like I had an EMO teen years.

Dogs have a short attention span, but they are forgiving. They never compare portion size.

But cats ...

[Duncanpup]

8. Oh my good luck

Maybe the cat will attack your wife first and give you a chance to escape oh and then call for help.

[marble falls]

9. I'll regret the loss, appreciate that time spent together and always remember the good times ...

... G*D bless you, dude. I look out for everything you write.

[Duncanpup]

10. Thanks