I think Antifa broke into the house and stole my tuna melt

[Duncanpup]

So I put my tuna melt on coffee table got up to go get a bottle of water that I forgot out fridge. Then I heard my phone ringing so I took the call came back into living room and the tuna melt was gone.

I said where is my sub Dunc clearly my Golden retriever was upset as he was washing his face with his paws were victims man I think he was trying to convey to me.

I didn’t call 911 i wonder should i have notified the police could the fellas down at the detectives division get prints off of a paper plate.

In the stress and turmoil of the moment I just made another tuna melt sub and shared bites I tore off of it with my furry child. Poor furry boy he got a small piece of tomato on the one bite he had to spit that out I’m like sorry bro.

[tblue37]

1. K&R. nt

[spooky3]

2. LOL! Nt

[MLAA]

3. I thought maybe he would be too upset after the theft to eat any of that second tuna melt!

Antifa: ANyTImeFoodAvailable!

[Duncanpup]

8. No he was strong he perceived

[niyad]

4. Poor baby must have been traumatised, could not protect from the evil

intruders.

[Diamond_Dog]

5. I wonder if the police

Could get dog slobber dna off the paper plate.

That Antifa they come to our house, too!

[Duncanpup]

6. Oh my then it's a crime wave Diamond dog

[magicarpet]

7. It must have been the "Tuna Lives Matter" crowd.

They took the sandwich down to the beach and let it swim back into the deep ocean in freedom.

Have you tried kelp sandwiches with lots of mayonnaise ? The word is they are very yummy. Only thing is,.. the dog might not agree.

[MOMFUDSKI]

9. Lol Dunc

I, personally, would call 📞 the FBI. This is that serious!

[The Unmitigated Gall]

10. "Now I know we could discuss my punishment..."

“But that would be divisive. Now is the time for healing…”

[elleng]

11. OH NO!

[bucolic_frolic]

12. Thanks for the alert

Antifa Paws Gang probably has branches in a lot of places

[Freddie]

13. A while ago I intended to make the grandkids hot dogs for lunch

Could have sworn there was a bag of hotdog rolls on the counter. Found the empty bag on the living room floor and my granddog (a black lab) licking her lips. They were Pillsbury Farm rolls too, not Giant brand like I always get.

[Ray Bruns]

14. Those Antifa bastards

https://m.

[relayerbob]

15. Anti-Paw, I think is what you meant

[erronis]

16. Those retrievers do like their food - and can pack it in and on!

My vet has been hounding (!) me to cut down the treats for my poor little akita mix - get her back under 100#. Not sure I have the stomach for that.

[IronLionZion]

17. Antifa would totally dress up as a golden retriever to retrieve a sandwich

they're so sneaky like that.

[bluboid]

18. thank you - I need lots of humor today!!!

pet stories are the best humor of all.

[Marthe48]

19. My grand dog

A Belgian Malinois, witnessed a thief steal a whole roasted chicken right off the counter while Mom's back was turned.

Twice.

[DBoon]

20. The same thing happened to me!

I was eating a hamburger with cheese, lettuce and tomato.

The doorbell range, I answered it.

By the time I was done, all that was left was the lettuce and tomato.

I asked my dog if he knew who stole my burger. He just looked at me.

Now I know it was Antifa. I knew my dog would never do such a thing.

[wendyb-NC]

21. Had to be Antifa

1) Antifa loves tuna melts.
2) They are experts at sneaking past good boys, like Duncan.
3) They can break in and do this unseen, leaving no trace, in the flick of a dog's tail.

[AllaN01Bear]

22. probably had that look , who me? on his face and the altitue with , well,

i never.....

[littlemissmartypants]

23. ...

Link to tweet

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[niyad]

24. ohhh myyyyy

[littlemissmartypants]

25. It's those last three for me.

[Hotler]

26. I had a Dalmation once that was a throw awqay and I took him in, a true problem

child. He had issues and we would argue. Anyway, he was a mutant, 102lbs, 36" to the top of his head. He could walk by the kitchen counter or table and inhale a sandwich with out missing a step. He was such a fucker.