University of Texas students plan to carry sex toys to class to protest new campus-carry laws

[sarisataka]

University of Texas students plan to carry sex toys to class to protest new campus-carry laws

Pro-gun students believe the University of Texas-Austin is violating their rights by letting professors keep guns out of their offices.

They are pursuing relief with the Texas attorney general, who has previously said schools can’t ban guns in dorms under the state’s new campus-carry law.

Anti-gun students believe their personal safety is at risk if campus carry is enforced.

They are pursuing relief with sex toys.

http://www.businessinsider.com/texas-students-carry-sex-toys-to-protest-the-new-campus-carry-laws-2016-8

I have to applaud the students for actually doing something more than wringing their hands and posting internet screeds about getting the vapors at the sight of a gun.

It will take actual work to

“find a d---- supplier sponsorship”

[JonathanRackham]

1. Interesting paradox.

If I carried a sex toy into my office the people in HR would be writing me a counseling memo on sexual harassment.

Innuendo.

[Brickbat]

2. I'll never understand the conflation of guns & sex that some people make just as quick as they can.

[sarisataka]

3. Objectùm-sexuality seems

to be in effect, just in reverse. Rather than lusting for the object (objectophilia) a loathing occurs (objectophobia).

The relationship still includes the belief that objects have souls, intelligence, and feelings, and are able to communicate.

[Matrosov]

12. Because both guns and dicks are a symbol of manhood

The longer the barrel and the bigger the caliber, the more of a man you are.. or think you are.

It even extends to cars. Normal people drive normal cars. It's the limp dicks that can't see themselves in anything but a 500 hp sports car or jacked up 4x4 pickup.

[sarisataka]

13. Pretty big gun

Just sayin'

[Brickbat]

14. Easy there, tiger.

[jmg257]

4. Seems approriate, at least in some townships...

Can never have too many "giant plastic d---s" strapped to your backpacks! If that's what you're into.

[ileus]

5. I remember being a dumb college kid and doing stupid spoot in "protest".

[virginia mountainman]

6. They are just upset that..

They cannot get a CCW permit, and carry one themselves, got to be 21 ya know.....

[Nuclear Unicorn]

7. Will they be carrying their sex toys open or -- um -- concealed?

[Duckhunter935]

10. Well I am sure they are against open carry

They should be concealed just like the firearms must be.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

8. I suppose there may be some interesting lawsuits in the works

Of course I mean for sexual harassment.
I don't think you could get into any legal trouble for carrying a concealed penis (real or replica)...
...at least I hope not.

[DonP]

9. Maybe they need them?

So frightened of law abiding gun owners, that anxiety has set in so they have "performance" issues.

I wonder if the devices are needed by all gun fearing types?

[beevul]

11. That actually makes sense.

When they label pro-gun persons "compensating" and the like, they're projecting.

The sex toys seem a confirmation.