I am so damn OLD

[The Polack MSgt]

Just got an invitation to attend the retirement ceremony for Senior Master Sergeant soandso after her long and honorable career.

I wrote her first performance review when she was an E2 and put her up for Airman of the Quarter and Year as an E3.

Fuck am I old

[JustAnotherGen]

1. Old Age and Treachery

Will outdo youth and inexperience every time!

Now go on with your bad self!

[The Polack MSgt]

2. Oh, I will be there and I expect an open bar at the reception

Because I raised her right back when she was a baby.

[marble falls]

3. Don't worry Sgt, we don't want to be cured of being old aged too soon!

[The Polack MSgt]

4. Of the 2 options available, getting old sucks

But I ain't dying to try the other

[marble falls]

5. On the whole being vertical works well for me, too. Aging isn't for the weak.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

6. Getting old is NOT for sissies, Sarg.

This Sailor is on the north side of 65 and still "mouthing off."

[TEB]

7. Professional Nco's are a blessing in any unit

And you are still a fine NCO

[DashOneBravo]

8. That's a great story

You can be proud of that for a long time Top.