I thought all of you might want to know what's going on with me:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

I'm sure this will shock some of you but thought I would let you all know, that yesterday I volunteered for the vaccine trials for Covid-19, here in California. The vaccine is one that was created in Russia.
I received my first shot yesterday at 4:00 pm, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelsh?? ?o?osh?́ я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши

[yonder]

1. You had me there for a moment.

[flibbitygiblets]

2. me too!

Dear Peggy, you are a hoot!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. Thanks so much, my dear flibbitygiblets!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Well, that is the idea! Glad you got it.

A friend of mine posted this on Facebook and I felt compelled to bring it here.

I think it's hilarious and I hope you did too........after you got it.

[yonder]

6. I missed the "no" in side effects and thought "whatsoever"

looked odd, but the light clicked on just after. Thankfully.

Good one.

[msongs]

5. did u get an autographed putin pinup lol nt

[stopdiggin]

7. well, just so long as there are no side effects ...

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[dchill]

8. Seems legit.

[jaysunb]

9. Peggy Peggy Peggy. Lol. Nt

[skylucy]

10. LOL!

[regnaD kciN]

12. Ослиные уши?

Значит, это превращает пациентов в демократов? Поскольку вы уже являетесь одним из них, это не должно иметь никакого значения. Просто будь благодарен, что это не уши слона!

[cayugafalls]

16. веселая

Что я действительно хочу знать, так это откуда она вытащила ослиные уши.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

29. My dear cyugafalls! Can you (and will you) translate, please? n/t

[cayugafalls]

31. I'll do better and translate both...

Donkey Ears?

So it turns patients into Democrats? Since you are already one of them, it shouldn't make any difference. Just be grateful that these are not elephant ears!

my reply

Funny,

What I really want to know is where she got her donkey ears from.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

33. Thanks so much! Very kind of you. I do NOT have donkey ears!

[cayugafalls]

35. So darn funny, thank you for the laughs!

[cayugafalls]

32. Also, your russian that inspired the comments is the last part;

...я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши

i feel a little weird and i think i pulled out donkey ears

[CaliforniaPeggy]

34. That is hilarious! Thanks so much!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

28. Seeing as how I don't really speak Russian, or Cyrillic or whatever it is...

Would you please translate?

[DarthDem]

13. Nothing to see here, then

LOL! Peggy, that's so funny. Thanks for the great laugh!

[Generic Other]

14. You scared me!

Lol. You are so funny!

[Chellee]

15. I was honestly very worried.

Briefly.

And then, much less so.

[mwooldri]

17. Hee haw!

как тебе морковь? со стеблями или без них?

[Hekate]

18. Jeez, Peggy, you had me there for a minute!

Stay safe, and try to not inhale too much smoke!

[denbot]

19. LoL'd

Try the borscht!

[LittleGirl]

20. That made my day! Thanks for the giggle! eom

[Gidney N Cloyd]

21. I love it! And I am SO stealing it!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

22. So, will you be dropping nuclear " б " bombs?

бля Trump.

[Rhiannon12866]

23. I believed you. my friend!

Aren't you a nurse??

[CaliforniaPeggy]

25. Yes, but I'm retired!

Whenever I use the , you must not believe me!

[Freedomofspeech]

24. Good one...

Needed a good laugh this morning. Thanks!

[klook]

26. Nicely done!

Think I’ll stick with proven measures such as Lysol inhalants and hydroxychloroquine lozenges.

[elleng]

27. Na Zdorovie!!!!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

30. Please translate, my dear elleng! Thanks.

[elleng]

36. "Nostrovia" is the English mispronunciation of the Russian word,

"Na Zdorovie", meaning "cheers". Nostrovia is now used as English slang for “let's get drunk” and as a common drinking toast.

Said by Dad often, like when we sneezed!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

37. I knew it looked familiar! Thanks for the translation. n/t