If I were a tree

[EYESORE 9001]

I heard this on SiriusXM Comedy Club last week, and it’s too good not to share. Had me doubled over with laughter, which is not conducive to safe driving. Enjoy.

[multigraincracker]

1. Very nice. I don't know about others,

I have two Xs, a good X and a bad X. I wood never wish for any bad luck for the good X. The other, I just wish I never have to remember.
This tune did crack me up. Humor helps heal.

[EYESORE 9001]

2. At first, I thought, 'that's horrible!'

but the whole premise won me over with the lilting melody and allusions to peace and harmony with nature juxtaposed with imagery of violence. The guy is a comedian, after all, but if he actually carries bags of lime and a shovel in the trunk, then that’s not humorous at all.

[underpants]

3. Very funny. The La la La La part really cracked me up.

[EYESORE 9001]

4. That was where I lost it too

Thought I’d have to stop driving due to laughing so hard.

[underpants]

6. In case you've never seen this "...what's with all the screaming!" 😆

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[KS Toronado]

5. That was fun.