Four reasons we know Jesus was Irish.

[Duncanpup]

1- He lived at home until he was thirty.
2- He went out drinking with his buddies before he died.
3- His mother thought he was God.
4- He thought his mother was a virgin.

Told to me by a descendant of the Irish at bakery this morning.

[niyad]

1. An oldie, but still a goodie!

[Duncanpup]

2. The wife of the owner told me this joke.

I laughed so hard. If you lived close I’d have you over for danish from bakery this morning.
Blueberry
Lemon
Apple.

I had one blueberry Dunc pup was like share dad.

[niyad]

3. yummmmmm apple danish! What a delight it would be to share with you

and that precious boy.

[COL Mustard]

10. Shouldn't you have gotten

Irish from the bakery instead of Danish?

I’ll see myself out now.

[bucolic_frolic]

4. Yeah, well St. Patrick was said to scare all the snakes out of Ireland

and they're still kissing the Blarney Stone

[Duncanpup]

5. 😃

[ananda]

6. Good one!

And so true. LOL

[mwooldri]

7. Of course he's Irish.

His full name is O'Jesus Christ....

I'll see myself out.

[Duncanpup]

9. I need tickets for your next show.

[niyad]

11. Snort!

[Joinfortmill]

8. Lol

[ret5hd]

12. 5 & 6: white, with blue eyes.