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Duncanpup

(13,689 posts) Mon Mar 18, 2024, 05:51 PM Mar 2024

Husband Hack

Next time you’re in a fight with your wife. Start undressing and she will immediately have a headache and fall asleep.

Read on twitter made me laugh I’m easily amused.

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Husband Hack (Original Post) Duncanpup Mar 2024 OP

A helpful hint, that is! Aussie105 Mar 2024 #1

Don't you know that there IS no way MOMFUDSKI Mar 2024 #2

Yes there is! Wonder Why Mar 2024 #3

You know you are really in trouble when Aussie105 Mar 2024 #4

Aussie105

(6,254 posts)

1. A helpful hint, that is!

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Mon Mar 18, 2024, 06:00 PM

Mar 2024

Someone should write a book on how to deal with a cranky wife.

That could be a top ten hint.

(I need that book!)

MOMFUDSKI

(7,080 posts)

2. Don't you know that there IS no way

Reply to Aussie105 (Reply #1)

Mon Mar 18, 2024, 06:10 PM

Mar 2024

to deal with ANY kind of wife? We are strange creatures and we like it that way. lol

Wonder Why

(4,589 posts)

3. Yes there is!

Reply to MOMFUDSKI (Reply #2)

Mon Mar 18, 2024, 08:32 PM

Mar 2024

Man gets in last two words: "Yes, dear"

Man gets in last word: "Ouch"

I have 52 years of experience with ouches and "yes, dears"

Aussie105

(6,254 posts)

4. You know you are really in trouble when

Reply to Wonder Why (Reply #3)

Wed Mar 20, 2024, 12:52 AM

Mar 2024

she stops doing your washing, makes you cook meals for both, and makes you do the cleaning around the place.
SHE decides what needs doing, and SHE deputises you to do the work!

You do marry them for 'better or worse', but no one told me the 'better' part was at the start, and the 'worse' part would come later.

Sometimes I think I must have been very evil in a past life, and this is Karma visiting me.

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