Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve

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noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.

[packman]

1. A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

A priest, a rabbi and a dog walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? A joke!"

A loose end of a rope walks into the bar and hides behind a chair. "What's the matter?" inquires the bartender. "Nothing, I'm a frayed knot" replies the rope.


Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says,"Hey, we got a drink named after you." "Really", the grasshopper replies, "you got a drink named Jack?"

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3. I've heard THIS one! Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." nt

[xocet]

2. Three men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. n/t