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Spitfire of ATJ

(32,723 posts) Tue Aug 9, 2016, 10:50 PM Aug 2016

Directions to the Post Office

Little Johnny was waiting for his mother. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"

Little Johnny replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a couple blocks and turn to your right."

The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town. I'd like you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get to Heaven."

Little Johnny replied with a chuckle, "You're bullshitting me, right? You don't even know how to get to the Post Office."