A guy walks into a bar...

[slay]

A guy walks into a bar with a piano entertainer, sits down and orders a beer. The piano player's monkey soon jumps on the bar and urinates in the guy's beer. The guy yells to the piano player, "Hey, do you know your monkey just peed in my beer?" The piano player says, "No, but if you hum a few bars, I might remember it!"


bah dum bum.

[canetoad]

1. Haven't heard that one before

[RedEarth]

2. Good One!

I hadn't heard that one before.

I hope we can still access the other humor forum since I enjoy going there and reading some of the jokes.

[slay]

3. Hrmm i thought I had replied to this but maybe i forgot to hit "post" - but yes, you will

still be able to access the DU2 humor forum as Skinner has said all of DU2 will be archived and available to view.

[Fearless]

4. A man walks into a bar.... OUCH!

[Sheepshank]

5. A man walks into a bar

he has a toad stuck on his head.

Bartender says, "Hey, what happened?"

Toad replies, "I don't really know. I woke up this morning and *this* was stuck to my butt"

[limpyhobbler]

6. ha!

[Morning Dew]

7. This guy walks into a bar.

This guy walks into a bar wearing a Minnesota Vikings jersey and carrying a little dog that also has a Vikings jersey on with a little Viking helmet too.

The guy says to the bartender, 'Can my dog and I watch the Vikings game here? My TV at home is broken, and my dog and I want to see the game.'

The bartender replies, 'Normally, dogs in the bar would not be allowed, but it is not terribly busy in here, so you and the dog can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there is any trouble with you or the dog, I'll have to ask you to leave.'

The guy agrees and he and his dog start watching the game

Pretty soon the Vikings kick a field goal and the little dog jumps on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five


The bartender says, 'Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a touchdown?'

The guy answers, 'I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years!'