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I can see this....
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their new
mobile phones.
The wife was a romantic type and a retired English classical literature teacher.
The husband was a retired Navy Chief and more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to
send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your
smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a
sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
The husband texted back to her: "On the toilet. Please advise."
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was just too funny!! 
Served as an Electrician's Mate for six years. I did make First Class.
The, "husband was a retired Navy Chief" part did it for me. 