I'm not a fan of +1 or -1, but

[Sherman A1]

I have zero tolerance…………………

[lastlib]

1. Math puns are the first sine of insanity.......

(I'll spare you the rest for now. But I'm warning you.....)
Why aren't you in bed at this ungodly hour??

[Sherman A1]

2. I have the early morning humor shift here at DU

It is a dangerous job but some one has to do it…..

Best wishes for an extraordinary Winnie The Pooh Day!

And as always Celebrate 🎉 Safely ……..

[rpannier]

4. What Function does this joke serve?

(Had to move this as I posted it in the wrong place)

[lastlib]

5. I want to avoid division among Democrats.

Party unity multiplies our strength and adds absolute value to our agenda.

(It also serves as an outlet to my channeling pinboy3niner.. )

[Sherman A1]

6. Hats 🎩 off to pinboy3niner

[orangecrush]

10. +1

[Onlyserious]

7. Pun nausea...

As I've said before upon my release from the punitentiary: Puns make me numb. Math puns make me number.

[Sherman A1]

8. A pun is simply not mature until

It is full groan…………..

[orangecrush]

9. ...

[lonely bird]

11. OK, enough

With the weapons of math instruction.

[Harker]

12. Zero means nothing to me. n/t