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A fellow accidentally rubbed ketchup in his eyes 👀 (Original Post) Sherman A1 Apr 2022 OP
There are 57 reasons not to. Harker Apr 2022 #1
lol! jfz9580m Apr 2022 #4
I have to give a nod to John Frankenheimer... Harker Apr 2022 #6
It was no "accident". jaxexpat Apr 2022 #2
Well Played! Sherman A1 Apr 2022 #7
Food jokes, huh? bucolic_frolic Apr 2022 #3
Oh.. Sherman A1 Apr 2022 #8
You gotta promise me immunity bucolic_frolic Apr 2022 #9
I don't think either of us will end up in the Sherman A1 Apr 2022 #10
I had this bucolic_frolic Apr 2022 #11
LOL Sherman A1 Apr 2022 #12
Better than sticking a fork in your eye jfz9580m Apr 2022 #5
Do Not Try This at Home 🏡 Sherman A1 Apr 2022 #13
I am falling behind but I will ketchup. twodogsbarking Apr 2022 #14
I love how stuff like this shows up in the "Trending Now" section of DU IronLionZion Apr 2022 #15
I rather enjoy it as well and appreciate the Admins making it happen through whatever means it is. Sherman A1 Apr 2022 #16
I agree..I try to read E&E &c. out of a sense of duty but. jfz9580m Apr 2022 #17
Old tired and creaky IronLionZion Apr 2022 #18
Heh..great! jfz9580m Apr 2022 #19

bucolic_frolic

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11. I had this
Mon Apr 18, 2022, 06:40 AM
Apr 2022

precocious gf ... she could find the sexual innuendo in anything. Was always searching for two small round potatoes, and a long thin one. These became known as ...
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Dick 'tators

IronLionZion

(46,968 posts)
15. I love how stuff like this shows up in the "Trending Now" section of DU
Mon Apr 18, 2022, 07:20 AM
Apr 2022

mixed in with horrible news stories. It's a pleasant surprise

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)
16. I rather enjoy it as well and appreciate the Admins making it happen through whatever means it is.
Mon Apr 18, 2022, 07:36 AM
Apr 2022

I believe that we need some humor (or in this case really bad Dad Jokes) to make the rest of the news a bit less burdensome.


jfz9580m

(15,488 posts)
17. I agree..I try to read E&E &c. out of a sense of duty but.
Mon Apr 18, 2022, 08:43 AM
Apr 2022

I have been on DU since 2006. I was a grad student when I joined..I am middle-aged now..I find myself drifting over to Pets and Humor more and more..it is not as if there is ever any good news and usually if anything good happens there is a backlash..I am old, tired and creaky ;-/..I just want me some cat pics and corny jokes at least half the time. The other half I vaguely try to be dutifully informed..or something...

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