So my wife says marriage is like a deck of cards.

[Duncanpup]

In the beginning alls you need is two hearts then in the end alls you need is a club and a spade.

[Joinfortmill]

1. ROFL

[SheltieLover]

2. Lol

[dawn5651]

3. lol

[no_hypocrisy]

4. With a lot of trumping in between.

[2naSalit]

5. LOL!

Tell your wife that she's funny!

[SouthernIrish]

6. That's funny 🤣🤣😁

[Sanity Claws]

7. A marriage without diamonds is not destined for long

IMHO.
That is when you need the clubs and the spades.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

8. One or two jokers can help, too.

Joker are always wild.

[KS Toronado]

9. Jokers know how to work clubs and spades.

[BobTheSubgenius]

10. That's hilarious!

And quite clever. Kudos to her.

[krispos42]

11. :-)

I heard it as "Love is like a game of bridge; in the beginning you think all you need is a diamond and a heart, and at the end you realize you need a club and a spade"

[central scrutinizer]

12. I went down at six hearts today.

I decided not to try the club finesse and play to drop the king.