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(46,801 posts) Wed Jun 22, 2022, 08:05 PM Jun 2022

I did see the melted ice cream truck one.

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Anyone have any "How hot is it" jokes? (Original Post) Archae Jun 2022 OP

It's so hot, I saw the devil buying ice at the Wal-mart. Probatim Jun 2022 #1

It's so hot, I saw a dog chasing a cat - they were both walking. Probatim Jun 2022 #2

It's so hot TallMike Jun 2022 #3

No joke, but... Marcuse Jun 2022 #4

The husbands very, very tasteless hot joke : Ziggysmom Jun 2022 #5

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1. It's so hot, I saw the devil buying ice at the Wal-mart.

Wed Jun 22, 2022, 08:12 PM

Jun 2022

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2. It's so hot, I saw a dog chasing a cat - they were both walking.

Wed Jun 22, 2022, 08:15 PM

Jun 2022

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3. It's so hot

Wed Jun 22, 2022, 08:24 PM

Jun 2022

All the water evaporated, all the fruit, veggies and livestock died...
But I got a new a/c unit at walmart for 49.99.

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4. No joke, but...

Wed Jun 22, 2022, 09:43 PM

Jun 2022

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5. The husbands very, very tasteless hot joke :

Fri Jun 24, 2022, 05:25 PM

Jun 2022

It’s so hot out, that I carry a spatula to pry my balls off my leg.

sorry!