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GoneOffShore

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Sun Aug 14, 2022, 01:57 AM Aug 2022

Paddy was vacationing on the French Riviera when he bumped into an old lawyer friend...

and asked him what he was doing there.
The lawyer replied, “Remember that lousy property I bought in Cork? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?”
Paddy replied, “Remember that lousy property I had in Dublin? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds.”
The lawyer looked puzzled. “Gee,” he asked, “how did you start the flood?”

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Paddy was vacationing on the French Riviera when he bumped into an old lawyer friend... (Original Post) GoneOffShore Aug 2022 OP
Took me a few seconds... Layzeebeaver Aug 2022 #1
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