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guy finds magic lantern. rubs it. poof. genie pops out.
guy finds magic lantern. rubs it. poof. genie pops out.
you get three wishes but your biggest enemy gets twice what you get.
i want a billion dollars (inflation). enemy gets two billion.
i want a fine mansion. enemy gets two fine mansions.
thinking, thinking. what is there that is good for having one but bad
for having two?
eureka! i want a wife who is 100% my sexual compatibility.
pity the enemy,,,,,, poor bastxxd.
he gets two women he cannot satisfy.
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guy finds magic lantern. rubs it. poof. genie pops out.
he 62. wife 60.
wants a wife who is 30 years younger then him.
poof.... he is now 90.
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