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hermetic

(8,627 posts) Sun Jan 15, 2023, 02:08 PM Jan 2023

Two fish

A sole and a flounder are swimming in the ocean when they bump into each other.
The sole says, "A flounder!"
The flounder, being polite, says nothing.

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Two fish (Original Post) hermetic Jan 2023 OP

"That's flat" said the halibut. rubbersole Jan 2023 #1

As my niece would say: LakeArenal Jan 2023 #2

Yeah, hermetic Jan 2023 #3

🤥♨️♨️♨️♨️ LakeArenal Jan 2023 #4

Took me a minute. Thought it was just another fish story. IjustDontlikeRepugs Jan 2023 #5

Took a minute Xoan Jan 2023 #6

rubbersole

(8,521 posts)

1. "That's flat" said the halibut.

Reply to hermetic (Original post)

Sun Jan 15, 2023, 02:34 PM

Jan 2023

LakeArenal

(29,811 posts)

2. As my niece would say:

Reply to hermetic (Original post)

Sun Jan 15, 2023, 02:57 PM

Jan 2023

That’s 2/3rds of a pun. PU

hermetic

(8,627 posts)

3. Yeah,

Reply to LakeArenal (Reply #2)

Sun Jan 15, 2023, 03:00 PM

Jan 2023

smells fishy to me.

LakeArenal

(29,811 posts)

4. 🤥♨️♨️♨️♨️

Reply to hermetic (Reply #3)

Sun Jan 15, 2023, 03:27 PM

Jan 2023

IjustDontlikeRepugs

(725 posts)

5. Took me a minute. Thought it was just another fish story.

Reply to hermetic (Original post)

Sun Jan 15, 2023, 05:13 PM

Jan 2023

Xoan

(25,430 posts)

6. Took a minute

Reply to hermetic (Original post)

Sun Jan 15, 2023, 05:44 PM

Jan 2023

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