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Duncanpup

(13,689 posts)
Tue Jan 17, 2023, 06:24 AM Jan 2023

So this company hires 3 cannibals

And one day the company president can’t find a fellow worker the head cannibal tells the other two look we had a good thing going here and you two screwed it up.
We have been eating I.T. people bosses managers and the human resource head was delicious and nobody missed them .
I told you do not eat import personnel because they’re looking for this worker.

The one cannibal raised his hand and said I’m sorry it was me who ate the janitor.

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So this company hires 3 cannibals (Original Post) Duncanpup Jan 2023 OP
Its tough being a cannibal. I knew a guy who had two wives and ate children. Beakybird Jan 2023 #1
One of the cannibals said I hate my mother-in-law Marthe48 Jan 2023 #2
What's a cannibals favorite cookie? Marthe48 Jan 2023 #3
😂 Duncanpup Jan 2023 #4
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