My wife actually bought me a T-shirt with stick figures and captions for husband and wife

[Martin Eden]

Wife says:
You never listen to a word I say. You only hear what you want to hear.

Husband replies:
Sure, I'll have a beer.

[ratchiweenie]

1. I want one for my husband, my son, and each of my grandsons that says " of course

you didn't find it cause you were man-lookin".

[Srkdqltr]

2. Very true. Gave me a laugh this morning.

[ratchiweenie]

3. On the other hand, my grandson told me, "no making my bed every morning doesn't make me

more organized to start my day, it makes me more compliant."

[Escurumbele]

4. Hehe...good one

[Evolve Dammit]

5. My wife says I never listen to her. Or something like that?

[AllaN01Bear]

6. hehe.

[IronLionZion]

7. Old man 1: It's windy out here

Old man 2: No, it's Thursday
Old man 3: Me too, let's get some beers