I remember my wife would get so mad if I'd make breakfast puns, she warned me if I did anymore.

[Duncanpup]

I’m toast yet my son would egg me on he’s such a ham.

[2naSalit]

1. Yeah but...

You were always able to hash it out.

[KPN]

2. Aw heck, you stole my bacon!

[Ziggysmom]

3. I like your funnies and puns a waffle lot!

[Auggie]

4. That's makes you a cereal punster

[bucolic_frolic]

5. You crumb buns stole all the good jokes

[Deb]

6. Bran muffin but tit-for-tat here, like walking on egg shells.

[Callalily]

7. No one stacks up like you!

[rambler_american]

8. Omlet your wife

think of a suitable PUNishment.

[czarjak]

9. Omelet that speak for itself.

[dupagelib]

10. Wry toast

Over easy not to punny.

[tavernier]

11. This whole thing is starting to

crepe me out.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

12. I never sausage a bad pun. Orange you ashamed?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. I never sausage puns like this before.

[erronis]

14. No bad breakfast bun here, but I know enough not to engage her for an hour or so

during breakfast. Her sense of humor take a while to warm up. Sometimes all day and night.

[TeamProg]

15. Thanks for the laugh. nt

[DUgosh]

16. Awe, she's a good egg

After her coffee. She knows as long as you’ve got the biscuit she’s got half.

[hlthe2b]

17. You crack me up!

[kairos12]

18. You made

a hash of things.

[DBoon]

19. do you put butter and jam on your breakfast puns?