Two kids walking past the church
And one kid says to the other just wait a minute I have to go in the confessional. So he goes in and the priest asks what sins he’s committed, and the young man says I had sex with a young lady. The priest asks who was it and the young man replies I can’t tell you, Father. The priest then asks was it Margaret Sullivan? And the kid says no Father and the priest then asks, was it Eleanor Walker? And the boys says, no father, the the priest asks was it Ellen O’Dell? And the kid says no, Father,none of them. So the priest says well deposit five dollars in the collection box say 10 Hail Mary’s and go and sin no more, young man.
The kid walks out of the church and his friend says, how was confession? And his friend replies OK I got three good leads! 
Hats off to PCIntern, he posted this in another thread 
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