Joke stolen from Quora

[Danascot]

A gynecologist was having an affair.

One day while his ladyfriend was in his office he said to her, “Just for something different let’s just have a cup of coffee and a chat.”

Then through his window he saw his wife coming so in a panic he said to his lover, “Quick, take off your pants and jump up on the examining table! Otherwise my wife will get suspicious!"

[marble falls]

1. Kinda of an "the Aristocrats" style joke.

[NoRethugFriends]

2. Really? Gotta disagree on that.

[marble falls]

3. I'm talking about the joke structure, not specific content. Watch Sarah Silverman's version of Aristocrats.

[NoRethugFriends]

4. ok. is hers part of the movie or stand alone?

Btw, Gilbert Gottfried's is my absolute favorite.

[JoseBalow]

5. He's one of my favorites too!