He worked hard for his money

[left-of-center2012]

A man entered a hotel in Billings, Mont., at 3 p.m., and spent more than four hours working to unbolt an ATM cash machine from the floor.
Everyone assumed he was authorized to do this by the bank. He wasn’t.
He dragged the 300-pound machine out at 7:30 p.m., and has not been seen since.

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/offbeat_news/2017/12/it_s_what_the_neighbors_are_calling_a_christmas_miracle

[world wide wally]

1. Did this guy have orange hair?

[marble falls]

2. When I was younger a white van with four guys in white coveralls backed up to local mall during a...

busy Christmas shopping day and removed a huge organ, amplifier and four Voice of the Theater speakers during the organist's break and were never caught. They acted like it was just another day moving an organ.

About six months later four guys pulling the same trick took the brand new furniture from the student center at Akron U.

[Bob Loblaw]

3. So hard for it honey

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