Jose Canseco to Tim Tebow, Your Swing Sucks, Let Me Fix You!

[Brother Buzz]

Timmy was batting a blistering .267 in Spring Training - 4 for 15, all singles, before being reassigned to the minors. Looks like Timmy was massaging is BA in Spring Training rather then shooting for the fence.

[Chin music]

1. Pray for it Tim.

Thoughts and prayers.

[Brother Buzz]

2. That's what the Mets bean counters are doing

They are all in agreement there will be an uptick in attendance if Timmy gets called up to the 'Big Game'.

[rsdsharp]

3. Step one

Let me give you a shot of this magic elixir. It will fix your swing.

[CentralMass]

4. Jose can teach him his secret on getting the ball over the fence

[Chin music]

5. And an ass full of steroids.

We havent forgotten jose. Jose...i can bump up your biceps too. Little gym time. Lay off the yayo Jose.

[CentralMass]

6. :-)

[Polybius]

7. I thought he was missing a finger after he accidentally shot himself a couple of years ago

Looks like he has them all in the video.

[Brother Buzz]

8. LOL, he told us it fell off while he was playing poker

The surgeons reattached Canseco's errant finger, but his body may, or may not have rejected it, and Canseco may or may not have been telling the truth.

"My finger should have been amputated from the beginning. It was very loose with no bone to connect it. It was also smelling really bad. Dam I was playing in a poker tournament last night and something crazy happened to my finger that I shot off and they put back on. Ok, well, I might as well tell you, I was playing in a poker tournament last night, and my finger fell off." - Jose Canseco

[rurallib]

9. Jose Canseco couldn't get his identical twin into the majors

why would his advice help Tebow?