How is Aaron Rodgers going to heal his torn Achilles? By listening to dolphins make love!

[True Dough]

I'm assuming he isn't referring to any Miami Dolphins players?!?

In his first appearance since the Achilles injury on "The Pat McAfee Show," Rodgers revealed his new secret weapon in the healing process, the love-making sounds of dolphins.

Your eyes aren’t deceiving you. This is a real thing that he talked about on national television. Here is the full quote.

“I’m looking into a number of modalities. There are ideas that some of the noises from the dolphins when they love-make — the frequency of that is actually healing to the body.”

Rodgers has made it clear that he plans to come back and is using any means necessary in order to heal his injury. An Achilles injury at his age leads to a murky future. The research on the injury for someone his age isn’t conclusive.

https://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/aaron_rodgers_reveals_bizarre_remedy_for_achilles_injury/s1_17009_39261207

[IzzaNuDay]

1. Put a fork in him, he's done!

this sounds as bizarre as his COVID immunity. He’s not coming back!

[Rebl2]

2. I don't

know how someone his age comes back from this type injury and plays football.

[I_UndergroundPanther]

3. A weird dolphin fact

Dolphins have prehensile penises thats how they mate while swimming.

[milestogo]

4. After the darkness retreat he talked about his "smooth poops"

Rodgers has played hurt so many times over the years. I don't doubt that he'll come back to football, even if he is somewhat limited. But I wasn't expecting this to be a great year for him anyway. He's already peaked.

[Xavier Breath]

5. Meh, as long as he doesn't insist

on listening to them in person. Boundaries, Aaron.