Washington just needs a name not being used by a current football team

[Recursion]

And so, I propose the Washington Bengals

[Grokenstein]

1. Washington Weeaboos

[TlalocW]

2. The Washington Velveteen Rabbits

Stolen from an old Letterman Top Ten List of Worst NFL team names.

I picture the mascot as a guy in a costume of a shabby but well-loved stuffed rabbit with a lolling head.

Just think of the extra humiliation that comes from being beaten by the Velveteen Rabbits.

TlalocW

[regnaD kciN]

3. The Washington Grifters...

...after all, you need a name that immediately brings to mind the city they represent, right?

[MFM008]

4. Didnt they

Say it was the Washington RedTails
After the Tusgee Airman flying group.
Thats what I heard.

[BaileyBill]

5. Paula Poundstone suggested The Unindicted Co-Conspirators

[NewDayOranges]

6. Ahahaha! That's a good one...

[NCjack]

7. The Washington Jailbirds