Why Peyton Manning will never join your team

[Scuba]

http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/story/_/id/7688839/readers-provide-top-10-reasons-their-team-land-peyton-manning

10. Seattle: "Seahawk officials can't understand it. They've been sitting all week, listening to the rain and waiting for the phone to ring," said Mike O. of Seattle.

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6. Washington: "Manning won't come because he intends to continue playing professional football," said Janice H. of Palo Alto, Calif.

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4. Minnesota: "Manning isn't old enough, slow enough, injured enough or inaccurate enough to start for the Vikings," said Tim B. of Des Moines, Iowa. (Maybe Alice and Tim should correspond.)


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1. Denver: "Because God never had a backup for Jesus, so why should John Fox need one for Tim Tebow?" said Corey C. of Henley, Mo.

[JonLP24]

1. I keep reading rain is a reason he won't go to Seattle

but never for Washington or NY Jets. It rains more there than Seattle.