Pissing off Piers Morgan is my main motivation for not quitting, confirms Arsene Wenger

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http://newsthump.com/2017/03/09/pissing-off-piers-morgan-is-my-main-motivation-for-not-quitting-confirms-arsene-wenger/

Arsene Wenger has announced that as long as he’s annoying the fuck out of Piers Morgan he won’t quit as Arsenal manager.

Monumental wank hamper Piers Morgan is an outspoken critic of Wenger, but the 67-year-old Frenchman insists Morgan’s unhappiness gives him the strength to carry on.

“I’d have quit years ago if it wasn’t for Piers Morgan,” he revealed.

“Contributing to the continued unhappiness of such a gargantuan piss wizard is my finest footballing achievement.”

[underpants]

1. Boy CNN really picked a winner to follow Larry King, huh?

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2. The one thing that unites everyone in 2017....

....is dislike of Piers Moron. Conservative, Liberal, Socialist, British, American, dislike of Piers Morgan knows no boundaries.

When it comes to football, he really is the shame of Arsenal. And a prime reminder of how Arsenal fans have been spoilt by success.

[underpants]

3. What's his name fornmerly of Top Gear too

Correct?

The culture surrounding football clubs kills me. Observing from outside.
Two of my buddies, who've unexpectedly taken to football, are PSG and Tottenham Hot Spurs fans.

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4. Jeremy Clarkson.

If anything, punching Piers Morgan only made him much more popular.

Has to be said though, if Arsenal keep playing like they did against Liverpool yesterday then Wenger will be going sooner rather than later.

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5. Wenger looked a sad figure on the sidelines

Liverpool absolutely destroyed Arsenal. Be interesting to see if he can keep this team together in the next few days.