Jaap Stam says slur alex told them to dive!

[Rambis]

MANCHESTER UNITED defender Jaap Stam has caused a further stir in his autobiography by claiming that Sir Alex Ferguson encouraged his side to dive in an attempt to earn penalties when playing in Europe.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11667_2215755,00.html

[Ron Obvious]

1. That does it!

That does it for me! From now on, I will no longer support Manchester United or SAF! No, don't try to talk me out of it; my mind is made up!

[Rambis]

2. It is the hypocracy

He says so and so is a disgrace for diving and should never play for (incert team here) again. He has had two of the biggest divers in the history of english football in the greasy one and Nani. Next you will be telling me "scholzey's not that kind of player" I hope he chokes on his next bottle of scotch.

[Ron Obvious]

3. "I hope he chokes on his next bottle of scotch."

"I hope he chokes on his next bottle of scotch."

A consummation devoutly to be wished, mate.

On edit: I've always rated Jaap Stam. It's good to hear him being outspoken.

[Marooned]

4. Not surprising from Sir Alex

Speaking of dives...

[regnaD kciN]

5. In other news...

...the Pope has been described as "in all probability, a Catholic," and bears have been determined to frequently Alex Ferguson in the woods.