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Here's a hilarious blog entry about yoga and demonic possession. How long before the religious right begins calling for legislation banning yoga?
http://afieldguidetospiritualwarfare.blogspot.com/2016/03/christian-duplicity-and-practicing-yoga.html?m=1
Possession and the Kundalini Spirit
About 2 years ago, I was in a church on a Sunday morning. The pastor preaching invited the presence of the Holy Spirit to enter the church right after worship. A woman sitting in the church service started screaming and shaking. I didnt hear her at first, but she progressively got louder in her shrills and soon became a disruptive spectacle in the service. This woman was a few rows across from me and a couple of people sitting around her kept glaring over at me to come over and do something! I wasnt a pastor in this church so I had to wait for the authority of the church to release me to minister. One of the pastors, who wasnt preaching that day, and is a friend of mine, waved his arm at me to come over and minister. I calmly made my way over to the woman who was manifesting and I discerned it was some sort of witchcraft. I put my hand over her third eye and I QUIETLY ordered her third eye closed in the name of Jesus Christ. The screaming immediately stopped and the woman slowly stopped shaking. The pastor I was ministering with led the woman out of the sanctuary. Where we ministered to her in the prayer room.
In the prayer room some of the details began to unfold about this woman, whom well call, Teresa. Teresa was a cancer survivor and her doctor at Stanford recommended she take up yoga for holistic purposes. Teresa liked yoga and fully embraced the life style. Teresa was raised in the Catholic church. She knew her prayers and she said she knew Jesus. However, Teresa went to India and studied under a yogi. While Teresa was in India, she became possessed with a spirit of Kundalini. By possession, I mean possession. She invited the spirit into her. As the conversation unfolded and the depth of her involvement was revealed I decided it was time for an appointment to have Teresa work with me.
Some points I want to make clear here, most Christians who take yoga are oppressed by a Kundalini spirit and not possessed. This was a unique circumstance where Teresa literally invited the spirit of Kundalini into her at a Hindu temple. Does this answer your question if a Christian can have a demon or be possessed? God gave us free will. We can use our free will and live blessed or we can use our free will to do a lot of stupid things. Like, get ourselves possessed. Please dont send me an e-mail on why a Christian cant be possessed. I have encountered a lot of Christians oppressed and a couple possessed. It happens. Were allowed to fall. Its free will.
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underpants
(186,718 posts)But I will read up on your link later. Thanks.
guillaumeb
(42,649 posts)To the inflexible.
MineralMan
(147,606 posts)based in the same ignorant claptrap.
And what's this "third eye" nonsense? When did Christians begin believing in such a thing?
All I can say to whomever wrote this crap is, "Cool story, dude!"
LongtimeAZDem
(4,515 posts)Exercise is awesome, but once you start telling elementary school kids about "chakras" and other pseudo-scientific nonsense, it's a church-state violation.
MineralMan
(147,606 posts)Act_of_Reparation
(9,116 posts)If the answers offered by religion were half as ironclad as its adherents profess, they wouldn't find competition nearly as threatening as they do.
Pope George Ringo II
(1,896 posts)I'm not actually sure which one bothers them more.
Act_of_Reparation
(9,116 posts)Fake sex. On paper. With dice.
Sad, but true.