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Cartoonist

(7,533 posts) Mon Jun 17, 2019, 03:27 PM Jun 2019

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All idolaters must get stoned.

Here's a law I can support. It's even in the Bible. Here's how it should work.

Whether you worship Jesus, Krishna, Allah, or whoever, you are an idolater. Only atheists and agnostics are free of the idolatry charge. Exceptions can be made if the idolater can prove the existence of their idol.

I oppose capital punishment, so I suggest that all idolaters be banned from the public arena.

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All idolaters must get stoned. (Original Post) Cartoonist Jun 2019 OP

My motto in the late 60s was: "Leave no turn unstoned." MineralMan Jun 2019 #1

Yep!!! Lots of fun in the 60's! I was at the university then, still remember it all like yesterday! RKP5637 Jun 2019 #2

It wasn't yesterday? Dude! MineralMan Jun 2019 #3

Oops!!! You know, missing time laps! RKP5637 Jun 2019 #4

MineralMan

(147,606 posts)

1. My motto in the late 60s was: "Leave no turn unstoned."

Reply to Cartoonist (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 03:38 PM

Jun 2019

Fortunately, being stoned also made me drive slowly and cautiously.

RKP5637

(67,112 posts)

2. Yep!!! Lots of fun in the 60's! I was at the university then, still remember it all like yesterday!

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #1)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 03:44 PM

Jun 2019

MineralMan

(147,606 posts)

3. It wasn't yesterday? Dude!

Reply to RKP5637 (Reply #2)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 03:45 PM

Jun 2019

RKP5637

(67,112 posts)

4. Oops!!! You know, missing time laps!

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #3)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 03:47 PM

Jun 2019

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