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mr blur

(7,753 posts) Sun Apr 5, 2015, 07:03 AM Apr 2015

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He is risen!

We went out into the garden this morning and - it's a miracle!

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He is risen! (Original Post) mr blur Apr 2015 OP

Praise be to ..ah...Garden Thing ! (Give-me-Bunnies) BlueJazz Apr 2015 #1

I want one of those for my garden. Warren Stupidity Apr 2015 #2

watch for the big hole-y when he's gone edgineered Apr 2015 #3

Ugliest garden gnome EVER! onager Apr 2015 #4

I wanna put something in his hand AlbertCat Apr 2015 #5

Well, I've considered putting a cross it it. mr blur Apr 2015 #6

A copy of "The Watchtower", deucemagnet Apr 2015 #7

I thought you were talking about Jesus getting mindwalker_i Apr 2015 #8

I was expecting this: deucemagnet Apr 2015 #9

What is the deal with "He IS risen"? Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #10

Because if they went about saying, "He is alive," LiberalAndProud Apr 2015 #11

It's all odd, Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #12

BlueJazz

(25,348 posts)

1. Praise be to ..ah...Garden Thing ! (Give-me-Bunnies)

Reply to mr blur (Original post)

Sun Apr 5, 2015, 08:18 AM

Apr 2015

Warren Stupidity

(48,181 posts)

2. I want one of those for my garden.

Reply to mr blur (Original post)

Sun Apr 5, 2015, 08:45 AM

Apr 2015

edgineered

(2,101 posts)

3. watch for the big hole-y when he's gone

Reply to mr blur (Original post)

Sun Apr 5, 2015, 09:00 AM

Apr 2015

onager

(9,356 posts)

4. Ugliest garden gnome EVER!

Reply to mr blur (Original post)

Sun Apr 5, 2015, 09:49 AM

Apr 2015

n/t

AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)

5. I wanna put something in his hand

Reply to mr blur (Original post)

Sun Apr 5, 2015, 10:46 AM

Apr 2015

a bouquet cut from the garden he's in?

A bag of slug poison?

What would you put in his hand?

mr blur

(7,753 posts)

6. Well, I've considered putting a cross it it.

Reply to AlbertCat (Reply #5)

Sun Apr 5, 2015, 11:03 AM

Apr 2015

He looks even better when it snows, much more dramatic.

My son wanted to make him a crown of thorns before taking the pic but couldn't really be bothered.

deucemagnet

(4,549 posts)

7. A copy of "The Watchtower",

Reply to AlbertCat (Reply #5)

Sun Apr 5, 2015, 11:06 AM

Apr 2015

or maybe Amway products.

mindwalker_i

(4,407 posts)

8. I thought you were talking about Jesus getting

Reply to mr blur (Original post)

Sun Apr 5, 2015, 12:21 PM

Apr 2015

viagra.

deucemagnet

(4,549 posts)

9. I was expecting this:

Reply to mr blur (Original post)

Sun Apr 5, 2015, 12:32 PM

Apr 2015

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)

10. What is the deal with "He IS risen"?

Reply to mr blur (Original post)

Sun Apr 5, 2015, 01:14 PM

Apr 2015

Every year, He IS risen. Not He WAS risen. Sounds like he is rising every year, for the past 2000 years.

FB is hardly tolerable today.

LiberalAndProud

(12,799 posts)

11. Because if they went about saying, "He is alive,"

Reply to Curmudgeoness (Reply #10)

Sun Apr 5, 2015, 02:53 PM

Apr 2015

more people might figure out the lie in it. Which is odd, when I think about it.

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)

12. It's all odd,

Reply to LiberalAndProud (Reply #11)

Sun Apr 5, 2015, 03:32 PM

Apr 2015

when you think about it. Past tense or present tense, risen or alive......just odd.

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