Atheists & Agnostics

mr blur

(7,753 posts) Sat Aug 1, 2015, 08:15 AM Aug 2015

Christians Explain the Dangers of Masturbation. Be warned!

For men:

And, because God-botherers believe in equality, at least when it comes to encouraging young people to feel guilt.

For women:

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As we don't go to church, how else would we learn these things?)

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Christians Explain the Dangers of Masturbation. Be warned! (Original Post) mr blur Aug 2015 OP

I just looked up these videos on Youtube to find the source passnobuck Aug 2015 #1

Addressing sexual issues the way that Jesus would using gentle humor AlbertCat Aug 2015 #15

---- Gotta go now. I've decided to volunteer at the homeless shelter. Hoppy Aug 2015 #2

"Masturbating and praying are very different" mr blur Aug 2015 #3

^this^ Curmudgeoness Aug 2015 #5

Both involve hands? Arugula Latte Aug 2015 #7

Only one actually produces results Major Nikon Aug 2015 #16

DAMN IT AtheistCrusader Aug 2015 #19

Masturbation has real results. AtheistCrusader Aug 2015 #18

Uh.... AlbertCat Aug 2015 #4

Ernest Borgnine says it makes him live longer! progressoid Aug 2015 #6

Well he's dead now! trotsky Aug 2015 #9

Satan gives a meam Phantom Stranger Lordquinton Aug 2015 #11

Bwah ha ha trotsky Aug 2015 #13

It's just a recpricol dutch rudder Lordquinton Aug 2015 #14

can't see the videos yet, but will view at home RussBLib Aug 2015 #8

Yup something like a 33% reduced risk, isn't it? n/t trotsky Aug 2015 #10

Yes, you're correct. It's actually a great thing to do. Which of course is a stroke of luck. BlueJazz Aug 2015 #30

And that line was about pulling out Lordquinton Aug 2015 #12

I may be wrong, but I think the big problem there was NOT creating babies. FiveGoodMen Aug 2015 #22

Well, "don't spill your seed on the ground" is pretty good advice for men. Arugula Latte Aug 2015 #24

I've told this before I think but honst to FSM OriginalGeek Aug 2015 #17

If you'd bet on the other team you could have cleaned up! FiveGoodMen Aug 2015 #21

lol, i would never bet against Dallas OriginalGeek Aug 2015 #23

Hmmm, they haven't won a super bowl awoke_in_2003 Aug 2015 #25

ok but OriginalGeek Aug 2015 #26

I am a lifelong Steelers fan awoke_in_2003 Aug 2015 #27

I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!?!? OriginalGeek Aug 2015 #28

I'd link to Beautiful Agony in reply but DU isn't what it used to be. AtheistCrusader Aug 2015 #20

Uncle Andy said it better: Jokerman Aug 2015 #29

passnobuck

(92 posts)

1. I just looked up these videos on Youtube to find the source

Reply to mr blur (Original post)

Sat Aug 1, 2015, 09:04 AM

Aug 2015

Here is what it says about their channel:

Pornsexturbation (That's actually the name of their channel)

Quote:

4 subscribers • 12,208 views
Joined Apr 23, 2012

Description
Addressing sexual issues the way that Jesus would using gentle humor to convey truth.
These videos are a free resource for any group or individual. Share them!

So, Jesus knew about sexual issues? Does the Gospel in the Bible say he never masturbated?

Note: the channel has 4 subscribers and has been around since 2012.

AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)

15. Addressing sexual issues the way that Jesus would using gentle humor

Reply to passnobuck (Reply #1)

Mon Aug 3, 2015, 04:25 PM

Aug 2015

So.... Jesus told butt sex jokes?

(don't hide me! It was a gentle joke!)

Hoppy

(3,595 posts)

2. ---- Gotta go now. I've decided to volunteer at the homeless shelter.

Reply to mr blur (Original post)

Sat Aug 1, 2015, 09:09 AM

Aug 2015

mr blur

(7,753 posts)

3. "Masturbating and praying are very different"

Reply to mr blur (Original post)

Sat Aug 1, 2015, 10:15 AM

Aug 2015

Odd, they have such a lot in common.

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)

5. ^this^

Reply to mr blur (Reply #3)

Sat Aug 1, 2015, 08:47 PM

Aug 2015

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

7. Both involve hands?

Reply to mr blur (Reply #3)

Sun Aug 2, 2015, 05:56 PM

Aug 2015

Major Nikon

(36,900 posts)

16. Only one actually produces results

Reply to mr blur (Reply #3)

Mon Aug 3, 2015, 04:31 PM

Aug 2015

AtheistCrusader

(33,982 posts)

19. DAMN IT

Reply to Major Nikon (Reply #16)

Tue Aug 4, 2015, 12:01 AM

Aug 2015

AtheistCrusader

(33,982 posts)

18. Masturbation has real results.

Reply to mr blur (Reply #3)

Tue Aug 4, 2015, 12:01 AM

Aug 2015

AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)

4. Uh....

Reply to mr blur (Original post)

Sat Aug 1, 2015, 10:59 AM

Aug 2015

....... grow up!

Wouldn't want to experience any pleasure....by yourself. Or at all apparently.

And I'm not having any lustful thoughts about a woman.

And if you are not having fun with sex, you probably aren't gonna be any good at it....

Religion is ridiculous.

progressoid

(50,748 posts)

6. Ernest Borgnine says it makes him live longer!

Reply to mr blur (Original post)

Sun Aug 2, 2015, 08:21 AM

Aug 2015

trotsky

(49,533 posts)

9. Well he's dead now!

Reply to progressoid (Reply #6)

Mon Aug 3, 2015, 11:03 AM

Aug 2015

And probably masturbating with SATAN!!!!!

Lordquinton

(7,886 posts)

11. Satan gives a meam Phantom Stranger

Reply to trotsky (Reply #9)

Mon Aug 3, 2015, 02:32 PM

Aug 2015

That's a combination of a double dutch rudder and the stranger.

trotsky

(49,533 posts)

13. Bwah ha ha

Reply to Lordquinton (Reply #11)

Mon Aug 3, 2015, 02:34 PM

Aug 2015

I had to look up "double dutch rudder"!!

Lordquinton

(7,886 posts)

14. It's just a recpricol dutch rudder

Reply to trotsky (Reply #13)

Mon Aug 3, 2015, 03:02 PM

Aug 2015

Simple, but effective.

RussBLib

(9,666 posts)

8. can't see the videos yet, but will view at home

Reply to mr blur (Original post)

Mon Aug 3, 2015, 10:36 AM

Aug 2015

but I know that masturbation helps keep the prostate exercised and is probably the best thing you can do to avoid prostate cancer.

That Biblical line of "don't spill your seed on the ground" or whatever exactly it says has caused about as much stupidity, guilt, and suffering as anything.

trotsky

(49,533 posts)

10. Yup something like a 33% reduced risk, isn't it? n/t

Reply to RussBLib (Reply #8)

Mon Aug 3, 2015, 11:06 AM

Aug 2015

BlueJazz

(25,348 posts)

30. Yes, you're correct. It's actually a great thing to do. Which of course is a stroke of luck.

Reply to trotsky (Reply #10)

Fri Aug 21, 2015, 08:34 AM

Aug 2015

Lordquinton

(7,886 posts)

12. And that line was about pulling out

Reply to RussBLib (Reply #8)

Mon Aug 3, 2015, 02:33 PM

Aug 2015

So the whole pullout game thing is sending our youth to hell!

FiveGoodMen

(20,018 posts)

22. I may be wrong, but I think the big problem there was NOT creating babies.

Reply to Lordquinton (Reply #12)

Tue Aug 4, 2015, 04:28 PM

Aug 2015

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

24. Well, "don't spill your seed on the ground" is pretty good advice for men.

Reply to RussBLib (Reply #8)

Wed Aug 12, 2015, 02:54 PM

Aug 2015

Using a tissue is more sanitary.

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

17. I've told this before I think but honst to FSM

Reply to mr blur (Original post)

Mon Aug 3, 2015, 04:42 PM

Aug 2015

When I was a young teen I thought the Dallas Cowboys lost football games because god was punishing me for masturbating. There was a couple seasons there where the guilt, while hilarious to me know, was mind-crushing. I was miserable and hated myself for not being able to stop.

FiveGoodMen

(20,018 posts)

21. If you'd bet on the other team you could have cleaned up!

Reply to OriginalGeek (Reply #17)

Tue Aug 4, 2015, 04:19 PM

Aug 2015

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

23. lol, i would never bet against Dallas

Reply to FiveGoodMen (Reply #21)

Wed Aug 5, 2015, 12:01 AM

Aug 2015

it just isn't in me. I'm in a regular weekly pick 'em pool every season. Always pick the Cowboys. There was a year in the late 80s where they lost every game but one. I won the pool that week by 1.

I'm probably not a very good gambler.