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[BlueJazz]

[cantbeserious]

1. Eloquent Reasoning - An Affirmation That The Concept Of God Is Flawed

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[mountain grammy]

2. One survivor thanks god for being alive.. sorry about all those dead folks.

totally without reason.

[Arugula Latte]

4. Oh, but that one person is "special" and God has a real "purpose" for his/her life!

Those other dead schmucks -- meh. They had it coming.

[Martin Eden]

3. Some of those might have been on the 3rd tablet ...

... that Mel Brooks accidentally dropped.

[onager]

6. Or Soupy Sales juggling the Coke...

From the hilarious (and sadly forgotten) movie "...And God Spoke." About 2 low-budget producers who try to film the entire Bible:

"And what credit does that Angel get? 'Angel Who Blew The Producer To Get Her SAG Card?'"

[Cartoonist]

5. An old sage once told me

Never accept anything free, that's how we got the Ten Commandments.

[progressoid]

7. Reminds me of this: