Ricky Gervais tweets:

[beam me up scottie]

For haikugal who needs a smile --

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And a pic of Ricky and Ollie for fun:

[haikugal]

1. Did the trick BMUS!

You're the best!

[beam me up scottie]

2. Ricky always makes me smile.

If I wasn't already attached I'd marry that guy, funny as hell, loves animals, atheist...what a catch!

And you're pretty awesome too.

[mak3cats]

3. I wasn't aware of the evil atheist lair...

...please meet your newest subscriber!

[beam me up scottie]

4. Welcome welcome welcome!

We have all you can eat brunch buffet every Sunday and you should receive your membership packet shortly.

Make sure you put the badge, rubber chicken and secret decoder ring in a safety deposit box because those things aren't cheap.

Well, okay they are but so is management, we have to pay for new ones if we lose ours.

[mak3cats]

5. LOL!! Thanks! (eom)

[beam me up scottie]

6. My pleasure, don't forget to check out the rogue's gallery:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1230&pid=37804

[Heddi]

7. Yes! Add yours to the mix!

Not you, BMUS, our new friend.

[haikugal]

13. Is that how it works we find our own portraits? I thought you were choosing them....

[beam me up scottie]

15. Sure!

Heddi's just started the album, you can add your own.

[haikugal]

16. Oh, oh....well I know what I'll be doing tomorrow...

Can I get a vermin badge? I've wanted one since forever.... maybe I should wait a while before asking for such considerations.

Welcome new member! Now you've found us get ready for some fun.

[beam me up scottie]

17. Sure, you've earned it!

I'll let admin know you didn't get your vermin badge and they'll get you all set up.

[Curmudgeoness]

22. Oh, I had forgotten about that thread.

We do know how to have fun, don't we?

[beam me up scottie]

24. It only gets better with time!

One of the funniest threads on DU evah!

[PeaceNikki]

8. All you can eat brunch buffet OF TENDER, JUICY BABIES!!!1!!1!!

[beam me up scottie]

9. Nom nom nom!

[jeff47]

12. Welcome!

You can deposit the blood of the innocent over there on the left. And we'll get a copy of our plan to destroy humanity out to you shortly.

[mr blur]

19. Welcome! Pile up a stack of Gideon Bibles and sit down.

(It was so cheap to furnish this place)

[Rainforestgoddess]

21. Late to the welcome party,

But add mine to the group!

If you would like, I can send you to my pinterest board full of delicious baby recipes!

[Curmudgeoness]

23. Welcome. It is understandable that you didn't know about this lair.

We try to stay hidden.....you know, under the topic of "religion & spirituality", just where you would expect it. Glad you finally found us. We get sick and tired of each other and love to see new faces now and then.

[mountain grammy]

10. On the gin again, Stephen?

Boy did I need a laugh today! Thanks BMUS

[beam me up scottie]

11. You're welcome!

I love Stephen Fry too!

[haikugal]

14. They're both great....:0)

[progressoid]

18. Different flavours of comedy but both taste great!

[onager]

20. Haikugal needs a smile?

She can have mine. I never use the damn things. And get off my lawn! Bad jokes aside, I hope she's OK.

NOTE TO NEW MEMBERS - ignore all rumors in other DU Groups about the "Evil Atheist Conspiracy" and our alleged "black helicopters." We never had any black helicopters and if we did, we would have long ago updated them to atheist drones, as shown below. (To get that bad joke, you'll have to look into the "R" group.)

Atheist Drone:

[beam me up scottie]

25. OOGA BOOGA SECULAR EXTREMISTS!!!

They're coming for your binkie.

[AlbertCat]

26. What was the Old Atheist threat....?

..... I forget.

And when is the Neo-New Atheist threat starting.... I've misplaced my agenda....


I have GOT to stop smoking weed! I can't find anything!

[beam me up scottie]

27. I am offended sir!

[AlbertCat]

28. Shall we say pistols at dawn?

"Sure we can say it. I don't know what it means but we can say it."