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WillParkinson

(16,866 posts)
Tue Oct 13, 2015, 01:20 AM Oct 2015

A little humor at 1:20 am....

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. "I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."

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A little humor at 1:20 am.... (Original Post) WillParkinson Oct 2015 OP
Heh, I've actually met far more Christians who behave like that woman. trotsky Oct 2015 #1

trotsky

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1. Heh, I've actually met far more Christians who behave like that woman.
Tue Oct 13, 2015, 10:02 AM
Oct 2015

But they know it's all OK because they pray and ask for forgiveness, then the slate is wiped clean and they can go on believing they're a much better person than the rest of us.

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