Just spent 2 minutes on Facebook and learned 2 things.

[progressoid]

1. Obama banned pork in prisons. And Muslims ban pork. So that's more evidence that Obama is a Muslim/Islamist.

2. If chemo treatments made your hair fall out and it grew back even thicker, that's proof that GOD IS GREAT!





I need new friends.

[Warpy]

1. You do.

1. Obama doesn't have the time to micromanage the kitchens of 50 state prison systems, let alone the power to do it.

2. Chemo makes the first hair growth curly but no thicker. Within 3 months, hair reverts to its pre chemo condition in most patients. Chemicals are responsible, not god.

Then unfriend and block. That's all.

[progressoid]

10. Well, technically these two aren't friends. They're family.

I didn't unfriend, but I did un-follow. I won't see their posts. I will, however, see them next summer at a family reunion.

[Warpy]

11. Bring alcohol?

They might be easier to deal with if you're pissed.

[progressoid]

15. Oh yeah,

There will libations!

At least for some of us. The more Calvinist side go to bed early.

[AlbertCat]

17. They're family.

Family are merely a bunch of strangers you are forced to interact with.... even if you don't want to.

[olddots]

2. what I learned on facebook

is I shouldn't be on facebook .

[Binkie The Clown]

3. Re hair: Would that be the same god that let them get cancer to begin with? n/t

[Goblinmonger]

7. ssssssssshhhhhhhhh

[dixiegrrrrl]

4. What I learned from FAcebook is

the smoke alarms we put up have secret cameras/microphones to track us in our houses
and
when the Government is ready, they will release gases from them to kill us all in our homes.

I happen to think that is true, btw
'cause I read it on the internet!!!!!

[onager]

12. Thanks! That's a new one for me.

And completely plausible, except for the part about the government killing off taxpayers.

I'd certainly believe the alarms will release a gas to knock us out temporarily. So we can be transported to the secret Muslim-feminist-gay re-education camps in Canada. Hey Minutemen of America! We don't need a wall to keep the Meskins out. We need a wall to protect us from those scheming semi-French mooseheads to the North! HELP!

[beam me up scottie]

5. And if your hair doesn't grow back because the cancer kills you that's proof of what?

[A HERETIC I AM]

8. Proof that bunnies are fluffy.

[beam me up scottie]

9. Yes.

Yes they are.

[Arugula Latte]

6. That God! Such a great guy! How thoughtful of him to inflict cancer on people!

I mean, great hair is worth any price, even death ... amIright?

[progressoid]

16. He's testing us. Or, he moves in mysterious ways. Er...something.

[Jokerman]

13. "I believe virtually everything I read...

and I think that is what makes me more of a selective human than someone who doesn't believe anything."

-- David St. Hubbins

[progressoid]

14. David an Nigel were such great philosophers.

David St. Hubbins: It's such a fine line between stupid, and uh...

Nigel Tufnel: Clever.

David St. Hubbins: Yeah, and clever.

[AlbertCat]

18. These go to 11.....

St. Hubbins.... the patron saint of quality footwear.





http://list25.com/25-outrageous-shoes-that-are-sure-to-turn-heads/

[progressoid]

19. Does one wear these to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

[AlbertCat]

20. I dunno....

..... just don't wear these in the rain!

[Brainstormy]

21. I actually like those!

Do they come in linguini?

[DetlefK]

22. So, when God gave you cancer, he really wanted to give you thicker hair?

Isn't there a less convoluted method?