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beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)
Thu Oct 15, 2015, 03:59 AM Oct 2015

Alarming Reports of Global Plague of Fact-Resistant Humans

Alarming Reports of Global Plague of Fact-Resistant Humans
October 14
by: Bo Gardiner




Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports.

The research, conducted by the University of Minnesota, identifies a virulent strain of humans who are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving scientists at a loss as to how to combat them.

“These humans appear to have all the faculties necessary to receive and process information,” Davis Logsdon, one of the scientists who contributed to the study, said. “And yet, somehow, they have developed defenses that, for all intents and purposes, have rendered those faculties totally inactive.”

With this alarming variation of Homo sapiens, information is taken in, but then discarded without internal absorption. Worse, this virulent immunity to evidence could be strengthening.

Logdon is discouraged, says Borowitz, but allows this bright ray of hope:

“Our research is very preliminary, but it’s possible that they will become more receptive to facts once they are in an environment without food, water, or oxygen,” he said.


It’s unfortunate, however, that once the air and water are gone, there will be no more scientists to report whether it worked.

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2015/10/14/alarming-reports-of-global-plague-of-fact-resistant-humans/?ref_widget=gr_trending&ref_blog=grails&ref_post=atheist
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Alarming Reports of Global Plague of Fact-Resistant Humans (Original Post) beam me up scottie Oct 2015 OP
All you have to do is remove all their money, and suddenly, they can see Reality Demeter Oct 2015 #1
There's an idea... beam me up scottie Oct 2015 #4
I know what I'm watching this weekend. progressoid Oct 2015 #2
Heh! I just watched this one recently... onager Oct 2015 #3
I'll save that one for a rainy day! beam me up scottie Oct 2015 #5
I know some of those people. Curmudgeoness Oct 2015 #6
Yes, I do, and I'm not alone. beam me up scottie Oct 2015 #7
 

Demeter

(85,373 posts)
1. All you have to do is remove all their money, and suddenly, they can see Reality
Thu Oct 15, 2015, 06:30 AM
Oct 2015

biting them in the .....

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)
4. There's an idea...
Thu Oct 15, 2015, 04:39 PM
Oct 2015

If we can prove that it will cost them money to keep denying science then they may come around.

But only if it's in their lifetimes, otherwise they don't care.

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)
5. I'll save that one for a rainy day!
Thu Oct 15, 2015, 04:40 PM
Oct 2015

It's supposed to be beautiful here and I want to spend some time on the water before it gets too cold.


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