Atheists & Agnostics
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But maybe it's a militant Christian thing.
Warpy
(113,130 posts)Funny, nobody has challenged me on that.
frogmarch
(12,223 posts)really existed. It always amazes me that they don't get that.
Leith
(7,854 posts)I'm gonna have to remember that one.
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)frogmarch
(12,223 posts)I'm going to have to too.
RussBLib
(9,665 posts)...or whatever they're called in the latest translation? I don't recall Jesus whuppin' ass on anybody else.
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)he was very mean to that fig tree.
frogmarch
(12,223 posts)like that was to call a tube of super glue a stupid underpants head for sticking my fingers to a vase I was gluing. But then I'm not Jesus.
frogmarch
(12,223 posts)The cleansing of the Temple narrative tells of Jesus expelling the money changers from the Temple, and occurs in all four canonical gospels of the New Testament.
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Jesus is stated to have visited the Temple in Jerusalem, Herod's Temple, where the courtyard is described as being filled with livestock and the tables of the money changers, who changed the standard Greek and Roman money for Jewish and Tyrian money.[1] Jerusalem was packed with Jews who had come for Passover, perhaps numbering 300,000 to 400,000 pilgrims.[5][6]
And making a whip of cords, he drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and oxen. And he poured out the coins of the money-changers and overturned their tables. And he told those who sold the pigeons, "Take these things away; do not make my Father's house a house of trade."[Jn 2:1316]
"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves, And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves."
Matthew 21:1213
onager
(9,356 posts)"Filled with livestock" because not just any animal could be sacrificed in the Temple. Sacrificial animals had to be ritually purified according to Jewish law. Those were the animals for sale in the Temple courtyard. So it's not like they were running a damn cattle auction or something. ACCORDING TO THEIR OWN WONKY RELIGIOUS LAWS, those animals had to be in the courtyard and offered for sale to all the tourists in town for Passover.
And the money-changers "changed the standard Greek and Roman money" because it could not be used for Temple offerings. That money was decorated with Greek gods, Roman emperors, and other Graven Images. All strictly forbidden inside the Temple. Again, the money HAD to be changed before their cranky god would accept it as a legit offering.
So those animal sellers and money-changers were operating strictly within Jewish law at the time. And providing absolutely vital services to worshippers making sacrifices inside the Temple.
Now this is the same Alleged Jesus who advised people to "render unto Caesar" and follow civil laws. And also said, more than once, that he had come to uphold the Old Testament laws, not to replace them. So the whole thing is just bizarre. Almost as bizarre as that fig tree story.
Brainstormy
(2,426 posts)John has this event happening in the very beginning of the public life of Jesus, just as he's becoming a preacher. Mark has it happening a week before he dies. Whatever.
Binkie The Clown
(7,911 posts)I think every religion in the world has gotten that message loud and clear already.
beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)You mean Jesus wasn't a pacifist?
AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)Not really.
Depends on your "friends".