It all makes sense now.

[Gore1FL]

[Yorktown]

1. Question about the last pic

When Jeezus is holding the Universe, we still see galaxies in the background.

Do we know anything about these extra-universe galaxies?

And does the same Bible apply to them?

Questions, so many questions..

[trotsky]

2. Could be a Mormon-esque theology.

Where instead of becoming ruler of a planet after you die (like Jesus was of Earth), you oversee an entire universe. That ups the ante for Mormonism, I'd say. Ruler of a planet? Meh. But of an entire universe? Now you're talking!

[Yorktown]

4. As long as you can't tell if Scientology's Xenu masturbated, you're no theologian

[Yorktown]

6. We, theologians, always aim to please.

[AlbertCat]

3. Don't masturbate!

I remember years back, a Madonna & Child in the NC Museum of Art was chosen for the US Christmas stamp...


But there was controversy when they cropped it so as not to show his little holy penis, which is in the painting.

[NeoGreen]

7. Not to pick nits...

...but, I do believe that the image for the MWG is out of sequence.

It should be place after the "Solar System" image.

Just sayin'...



NG

[olddots]

9. Dad I'm over here ........

[DetlefK]

10. Actually, Onan's sin was using the pull-out method.

That means you can masturbate as much as you want. As long as you use a condom for sex, you will be okay.

[BlueJazz]

11. Come on, funny feeling!!

[mr blur]

13. Well, enjoy your short stay. nt