Atheists & Agnostics
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(6,452 posts)Freelancer
(2,107 posts)Definitely Zoroastrianism. No Question, IMO.
edhopper
(34,724 posts)another thread I guess?
Freelancer
(2,107 posts)(sung to the tune of 'Give
Me That Old Time Religion')
Shall I worship Zarathustra
just the way we use ta?
Be a Zarathustra Booster
What a thing to be!
Or maybe Aphrodite
Shes beautiful but flighty
and doesnt wear a nighty,
now theres a sight to see.
Or perhaps Ill choose Apollo
a decent god to follow
Id grovel and Id wallow
Brought low on bended knee.
Elohim or Yahweh?
Allah or the highway?
I think Ill just go my way.
Thats good enough for me.
Joseph Campbell said a friend of his started it.
NeoGreen
(4,033 posts)...and there is a great rendition by Pete Seeger in the FFRF podcast from February 2, 2014...
http://ffrf.libsyn.com/webpage/2014/02
Song starts around the 17:15 mark...
Old Time Religion
Give me that old time religion
Give me that old time religion
Give me that old time religion
It's good enough for me.
We will pray with Aphrodite,
We will pray with Aphrodite,
She wears that see-through nightie,
And it's good enough for me.
We will pray with Zarathustra,
We'll pray just like we use ta,
I'm a Zarathustra booster,
And it's good enough for me.
We will pray with those Egyptians,
Build pyramids to put our crypts in,
Cover subways with inscriptions,
And it's good enough for me.
We will pray with those old druids,
They drink fermented fluids,
Waltzing naked though the woo-ids,
And it's good enough for me.
We do dances to bring water,
Prepare animals for slaughter,
Sacrifice our sons and daughters,
And it's good enough for me.
I'll arise at early morning,
When my Lord gives me the warning,
That the solar age is dawning,
And it's good enough for me
mr blur
(7,753 posts)DetlefK
(16,451 posts)edhopper
(34,724 posts)I am missing the whole joke.
progressoid
(50,734 posts)For my own sanity, I don't frequent there anymore.
edhopper
(34,724 posts)must be this one
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1218228130#post12
AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)I suppose he represents all of us now, right?
edhopper
(34,724 posts)some stoned replies.
Read down the thread.
NeoGreen
(4,033 posts)...what is going to happen to the goat?
mr blur
(7,753 posts)Act_of_Reparation
(9,116 posts)They certainly spend a long time talking to no one, for their own benefit.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)But I have just started staring at them.