the down and dirty on this weekend's Apocalypse:

[Brainstormy]

David Meade, a self-published author, bases his prediction on a complex set of calculations and inferences centered around the number 33 and imminent interference from the planet Nibiru. Sept. 23 is 33 days after the solar eclipse, which Meade sees as significant. He believes that a constellation will reveal itself over Jerusalem on Saturday, triggering the launch of a series of catastrophic “tribulations” that will mean the end of life as we know it. NASA, meanwhile, has repeatedly said that the planet Nibiru does not exist.


SO, what are you folks doing with the precious little time we have left. I'm getting my nails done. Rapture Red.

[Shrike47]

1. I'm gonna fly in the Broken Isles before I die.

(World of Warcraft for non-WOW players.)

[Mz Pip]

2. Meade revised his prediction.

Big surprise there.

[dixiegrrrrl]

9. Ohh..so, when is our next EOTWAWKI????*

*End Of The World As We Know It

[Warren DeMontague]

10. ...AIFF

[Loge23]

3. Roll another one

just like the other one.

[BigmanPigman]

5. Hey, remember to not Bogart it too!

[ffr]

4. Dotard could still push the button out of spite

It's within his power to end all of our lives and billions of those all across the planet. We'll see what he's up to here in a few hours.

[Binkie The Clown]

6. Oh man! I've always wanted to visit Nabmia, but now it's to late.

I heard it was wiped off the map just hours after it was first discovered. Sad.

[LakeArenal]

7. I'm going to change my underwear...

and wait for the mother ship to take me to Nirvana...

[defacto7]

8. A constellation?

Over Jerusalem?

What the hell does that mean?

Just like a constellation will appear over my bathtub.

[Warren DeMontague]

11. If you cant trust a self-published author, who can ya trust?

I mean, the bible didnt have a publisher originally, either!

[mountain grammy]

12. Watching the Rocket Man's red glare and dotard's bombs bursting in air..

of course. Why do you ask?